My name is Sarah, I'm 20 and I'm incredibly sleepy.
Anonymous said: pickles are cucumbers that have been soaked in vinegar until they shrink...
BUT THEY AREN’T CUCUMBERS LIKE THEY WERE ONCE CUCUMBERS BUT NOT ANYMORE. A BUTTERFLY ISN’T A CATERPILLAR ONCE IT CHANGES.
I was watching porn earlier and we both had the same painting
i was taking pictures of the new puppy
when i look out the window to see the older dog just
"BLESS THIS POST"
"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"
"finally someone said it"
finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
this is literally my favorite post on tumblr