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My name is Sarah, I'm 20 and I'm incredibly sleepy.

loveyourselfandcharizard:

assdownloader:

cyberlocc:

aeon-fux:

ohnoproblems:

rincewitch:

what the FUCK


THIS IS FUCKED UP

THIS IS FUCKED UP


it’s fucking true 

what’s under there

the truth


HOW THE FUCK DO SLEEVES MAKE YOU ILLUMINATI?!

loveyourselfandcharizard:

assdownloader:

cyberlocc:

aeon-fux:

ohnoproblems:

rincewitch:

what the FUCK

THIS IS FUCKED UP

THIS IS FUCKED UP

it’s fucking true 

what’s under there

the truth

HOW THE FUCK DO SLEEVES MAKE YOU ILLUMINATI?!

ttheshindigg:

You can’t control the Prince Of All Saiyans.

disbar:

Do you ever feel like running away? Just suddenly leaving. No note, no warning. Just getting your shit, and leaving.

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

snorluke:

australienidiots:

Well this took absolutely forever. But, after many hours of drawing and extensive research, i bring you an official* list of every color Michael has ever dyed his hair!  

if you re-post this I will  literally cry because this took forever

this is so cute omg

zohbugg:

Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

Making toast:

Getting things off high shelves:

Making coffee:

Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

I don’t know how I survived life without it.

How much do I have to pay someone to come make out with me?

Fantastic start for a new day

Fantastic start for a new day

carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

moshingice:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

ttbtdoomtreecitizen:

I have a hard time watching things with people if they arent like 100% focused on the movie or show.