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My name is Sarah, I'm 20 and I'm incredibly sleepy.

frustration-squared:

kung-foofighter:

eytancragg:

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

The trolliest ice cream man to ever live.

And look at that fucking majestic mustache.

O.O

oh my god

Anonymous said: pickles are cucumbers that have been soaked in vinegar until they shrink...

spoken-not-written:

BUT THEY AREN’T CUCUMBERS LIKE THEY WERE ONCE CUCUMBERS BUT NOT ANYMORE. A BUTTERFLY ISN’T A CATERPILLAR ONCE IT CHANGES. 

ms-missingyou:

rosityler:

#this dialogue was like watching steven moffat give himself a blow job

flowertwink:

I was watching porn earlier and we both had the same painting

flowertwink:

I was watching porn earlier and we both had the same painting

lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

anonj-the-writress:

skinnykate:

justonebreathatatime:

omfg that FACE

Too funny and horribly true not to reblog a million times

THIS IS ACCURATE AS HELL OH MY GOD

bagmilk:

dslubes:

macintush:

"BLESS THIS POST"

shut up

"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"

shut up

"ITS BACK"

shut up

"reblogging again"

shut up

"this"

shut up

"finally someone said it"

shut up

finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg

severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

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this is literally my favorite post on tumblr